I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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