real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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