I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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