I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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