used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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