Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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