Your dad touched me again.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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