I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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