Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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