I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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