how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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