I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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