Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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