nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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