And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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