Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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