I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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