The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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