But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
