I feel like I'm in dance class right now
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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