i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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