The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
