that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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