see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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