The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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