i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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