she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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