Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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