Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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