shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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