you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Do plants get herpes?
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