You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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