Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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