do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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