and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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