id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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