I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i drank out of a bidet.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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