tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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