Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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