omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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