Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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