hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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