I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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