I can't watch pbs sober anymore
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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