I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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