btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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