she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
