He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you inspire me to be a worse person
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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