it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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