do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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