I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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