Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
